For January, here’s a full month of Things to Do in Dallas. I’ll probably return to including daily things to do in February, but I welcome your feedback on this format.
As always, please share events I missed in the comments of this thread. 31 Things You Don’t Want to Miss in Dallas in January (plus some fun food holidays)
Jan 6 | Dallas Mavericks vs. Chicago Bulls
| American Airlines Center
Jan 8 | Dallas Mavericks vs. Denver Nuggets
| American Airlines Center
Jan 8 - 28 Wednesday Nights | Elvis Month
| El Ranchito
Jan 10 | Dallas Mavericks vs. LA Lakers
| American Airlines Center
Jan 10 - Jan 19 | Shakespeare Dallas Pride and Prejudice
|Moody Performance Hall
Tickets start at $26.50
Jan 11 | Dallas Mavericks vs. Philadelphia 76ers
| American Airlines Center
Jan 11 | Art Battle Dallas
| Deep Ellum Art Co | $20 Jan 13 - National Gluten-Free Day
Jan 13 | Get Seasoned Dallas!
with John Tesar of Knife Dallas | El Centro College | $129 Jan 14 - National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day
Jan 14 - Jan 20 | 2020 MLK Celebration Week
Events | MLK Jr. Community Ctr, other venues
Jan 16 | Dallas Stars vs. Buffalo Sabres
| American Airlines Center
Jan 17-Feb 8 | Ft Worth Stock Show and Rodeo
| Will Rogers Memorial Center & other venues |
Adult Tickets (Grounds Admission) $12
Jan 17 | ‘til Midnight
| Nasher Sculpture Center | Free
Jan 17 | Late Nights
| Dallas Museum of Art | Free for Members, $5 Students, $10 Adults
Jan 17 | Dallas Mavericks vs. Portland Trailblazers
| American Airlines Center
Jan 18 | Dallas ISD 2020 STEM Expo
| Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center
Free | Volunteers needed, learn more Jan 19 - National Popcorn Day
Jan 19 - Back to the Future Movie Screening
| The Majestic, Dallas | Tickets $10
Jan 20 | 2020 MLK March/Parade
|The Martin Luther King, Jr. Community Center | Free Jan 20 - National Cheese Lover’s Day
Jan 21 | Dallas Mavericks vs. Baltimore Clippers
| American Airlines Center
Jan 22 | Tool in Concert
| American Airlines Center Jan 23 - National Pie Day (Norma’s Cafe has free pie today!)
Jan 23 | Garden to Table Chinese New Year Dinner
w/ Kent Rathbun | Dallas Arboretum | $145
Jan 24-26 | ZestFest
| Irving Convention Center
Tickets start at $15
Jan 24 | Reddit dallas Happy Hour Meetup
| Redfields Tavern
Jan 24 | Social Science (adults evening event)
| Perot Museum of Nature and ScienceTickets $20 Members, $29 Nonmembers
Jan 24 | WWE Friday Night Smackdown
| American Airlines Center Jan 25 - National Irish Coffee Day
Jan 25 | Elaina Kay's Cornbread & Country with Chef Graham Dodds
| Sons of Hermann Hall
Jan 25 | Lunar (Chinese) New Year - Year of the Rat Begins
The free Chinese New Year Celebration at NorthPark Center will be on February 1st.
Jan 25-26| KidFilm
| Angelika Film Center, Dallas | Free
Jan 27 | Dallas Stars vs. Tampa Bay Lightning
| American Airlines Center
Jan 27 | Shakespeare in the Bar - Winter’s Tale!
| Wild Detectives | $10 - $20
Jan 28 | Dallas Mavericks vs. Phoenix Suns
| American Airlines Center
Jan 29 | Dallas Stars vs. Toronto Maple Leafs
| American Airlines Center
Jan 31 - Feb 9 | Dallas Boat Expo
| Market Hall | Adult Tickets $12, Parking is Free Anytime Things to Do in January Dallas Arboretum
- $5 Admission for the Month of January Penguin Days
(Discounted Admission) at the Dallas Zoo
January is a great time for birdwatching. Bald eagles are frequently sighted
at White Rock Lake. (Twitter link) 31 Music/Entertainment Venue Calendars AT&T PAC
- Shen Yun, The Color Purple, Blue Man Group and moreDSO
- Scheherazade, Dvořák's Violin Concerto, Bernadette Peters and more House of Blues
- Grunge Fest, Sleeping with Sirens, Queensrÿche, Raphael Saadiq and more The Majestic Theatre
- Kathleen Madigan, Mandolin Orange, Tim & Eric, Wild Kratts Live The Rustic
- MLK Day Brunch, Wax Wednesdays w/ Field Day Records, Curtis Grimes & more The Bomb Factory
- Impact Wrestling, Dwight Yoakam, Trey Anastasio, Maldita Vecindad Three Links
- 20th Anniversary of ANS, David Michael George, Blot Out & Disowned and more Club Dada
- The World / Inferno Friendship Society, Bit Brigade, and more Trees
- The Roommates, Spafford, British Lion, and more The Free Man
- Swing, Blues, Jazz - live music every night SouthSide Ballroom
- Evil Beat Vol. 2, Armin Van Buuren Opening Bell Coffee
- Songwriter Spotlight, Dolly Parton Tribute, something every night Poor David’s Pub
- Birthday Blues with Strictly Tablue, Jeffrey Gaines, and more Texas Theatre
- Uncut Gems, Flash Gordon – 40th Anniversary, Color Out of Space and more The Kessler
- Sean McConnell, Josh Rouse and more Revelers Hall
- Jazz Tuesdays, Swing Dance Lessons, Latin Thursdays, Revelers Hall Band Granada TheateSundown at Granada
- Texicana, Le Cure, Juliana Hatfield, Lettuce, and more Hyena’s Dallas
- Bobcat Goldthwait, Erik Myers, New Orleans Kings of Comedy, Helen Hong Gas Monkey
- Blizzard of Ozz, Snakeskin Cowboys, Church of Cash, and more Stereo Live
- Doctor P & Cookie Monsta, ARMNHMR, Bingo Players & more Addison Improv
- Shapel Lacey, Felipe Esparza, Stars of Tomorrow Showcase, Michelle Wolf Eisemann Center,
Richardson - Oak Ridge Boys, Mandy Patinkin, Tapn2Tap and more Legacy Hall
, Plano - Ultimate 90s Party,Straight Tequila Nights, Hard NIghts Day and more Lava Cantina, The Colony
- Q: The Music of Queen; Freedom, A George Michael Tribute & more Bass Hall
- Shen Yun, Fort Worth Symphony: Grieg’s Piano Concerto, Wild Kratts Live, & more Billy Bob’s
- Junior Brown, Lindsay Ell, Wade Bowen, Casey Donahue and more Arlington Music Hall
- Collin Raye, Phil Vassar, The Kingston Trio, Back in Time, & more Texas Live!
- Vegas Stars, The Drop, Dave Taylor and the Groove Monsters & more Toyota Music Factory
, Irving - Morgan Wallen Whiskey Glasses Road Show, Seventeen The Theatre at Grand Prairie
- Smooth Winter Groove III, Black Laughs Matter, Stray Kids Dan’s Silverleaf
, Denton - Hares on the Mountain, Anachronic Calamity, Ottoman Turks &more 31 Museums & Art Venues Dallas Museum of Art
- speechless, Landscape of a Lifetime, Beyond Binaries and more Nasher Sculpture Center
- Sightings: Anne Le Troter Crow Collection of Asian Art
- Future Retrospective: Master Shen-Long, The Art of Lacquer African American Museum
- Kinsey African American Art & History Collection
and more, Old Red Museum
- Big D Gallery, World Crossroads Gallery and more Museum of Biblical Art
- European Art Treasury, National Center for Jewish Art and more Meadows Museum
- El Greco, Goya, and a Taste for Spain thru Jan 12 and more Museum of Geometric and MADI Art
- Transparent Universe thru Jan 26 and more Dallas Contemporary
- Mabel, Betty & Bette; Directional Energies and more starting Jan 12 Latino Cultural Center
- Armando Sebastian: The DreameParallel Universe starting Jan 18 Oak Cliff Cultural Center
- Lucha Libre 2020 starting Jan 11
Latino Arts Project will have a new exhibit in February Perot Museum of Nature and Science
- 12 permanent exhibit halls, special exhibits, and movies Holocaust and Human Rights Museum
- The history of the Holocaust, advancing human rights The Sixth Floor Museum
- The assassination and legacy of President John F. Kennedy Frontiers of Flight Museum
- 13 galleries with stories of aviation and space flight Haas Moto Museum and Sculpture Gallery
- Over 200 motorcycles spanning 12 decades The Samurai Collection
(Free) - Samurai objects from the Barbier-Mueller’s collection Cavanaugh Flight Museum
, Addison - Aircraft and armored vehicles Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas
- The Economy in Action (free) George W. Bush Presidential Center Museum of Illusions
- Interactive art with illusions, instagrammable scenes Museum of Memories
- Interactive art/Instagrammable scenes
Collin County Heard Natural Science Museum & Wildlife Sanctuary
, McKinney - Dinosaurs Live and more National Video Game Museum
, Frisco - Videogame industry history + retro games
Fort Worth Kimbell Art Museum
- Renoir: The Body, The Senses til January 26 (Free permanent collection) Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth
- Robyn O’Neil: We, The Masses; The Modern Lights, Julie Bozzi: American Food; Ruckus Rodeo (beginning Jan 17) and more Fort Worth Community Arts Center
- Cultura Del Vaquero, Western Landscapes, & more Amon Carter
Fort Worth - Scott and Stuart Gentling’s Birds of Texas, Puente Nuevo and more FW Science Museum
- Cattle Raisers Museum, DinoLabs and DinoDig®, Launchpad, & more National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame
- Honoring women of the American West Theatre Events in January Stuff As Dreams Are Made On
| Jan 17 - 25 | Theatre Three Imagine Broadway
| Jan 30-31 | Theatre Three Broadway Our Way
by Uptown Players | Jan 16- 19 | Kalita Humphreys Theatre Zombie, Dearest
| Jan 3 - Feb 15 | Pocket Sandwich Theatre The Color of Death
in Living Black & White™ | Through Jan 20 | Eisemann Center, Richardson The Drowsy Chaperone
| Jan 30 - Feb 23 | Firehouse Theater, Farmers Branch Sherlock Holmes and the Portal of Time
| Jan 9 - Feb 1 | Rover Dramawerks, Plano Hello, Dolly!
| Jan 14-19 | Broadway at the Bass Frank-N-Friend
| Jan 31 - Feb 16 | Casa Mañana To Be Young, Gifted & Black
| Jan 24 - Feb 23 | Jubilee Theatre Ada and the Engine
| Jan 9 to Feb 9 | Stage West Ripcord
| Jan 10 - 26 | Theatre Arlington Theatres with New Shows Opening in February
Bishop Arts Theatre Center
Dallas Theater Center
Kitchen Dog Theater
Ochre House Theater
Water Tower Theatre, Addison
Repertory Company Theatre, Richardson
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hits and the crowd pops and looks around at each entrance available. After the line “The crows fly straight” hits, Dutch walks down through the crowd, wearing his custom cut as he makes his way down, high fiving fans before striking a pose to the delight of the crowd. Paisner:
Ladies and gentlemen, surprisingly, your number 1 contender for the WiR World Championship Mark Dutch is coming down. Woodbridge:
The Dutch has not had the best track record these last two weeks, losing to Eric Appelbaum and Santiago Martinez two weeks ago and Felix Garcia last week. To be completely honest, I don't get why Moxie agrees to Dutch being the number 1 contender.
Dutch walks past the home plate and slides into the ring, a microphone in hand already as he shoots the Dutch Finger Bang into the crowd, a smile on his face. Paisner:
Two losses yet still very happy. Woodbridge:
He’s the number 1 contender. Ofcourse he would be happy.
The music cuts out and Dutch is left in the ring and looks on. Dutch:
Dutch bows down in front of the ring as the crowd claps, always appreciating a thank you from anyone. He leans back up and speaks. Dutch:
Thank you all for the amazing times I’ve had in WiR, the amazing time I have on a daily basis and the amazing times we are going to share in the future.
Dutch smiles, the crowd clapping in appreciating of Dutch’s complimenting and, what some consider, asskissing. Dutch:
With all of you, I have shared many amazing memories and the best one has yet to come. I understand the feelings between me and Dragon are equal and people have their favorites, but I still want to thank you for wanting to see both of us in the ring one more time for the biggest prize in the company at stake. I know I haven’t shown my best wrestling skills these last couple of weeks but I'm going to improve these next weeks. Some may call me controversial, some of the acts i’ll do will be considered as such, but I hope you will all support me in these amazing times I get to have in the future once more.
Dutch looks on at the crowd, waving a little as some fans clap still for Dutch. Dutch:
But I have some things I want to say face to face, man to man to Dragon, so Dragon, get out here and meet me here. I’ve talked shit last week, it’s your turn now as well. HELL-O)))-WEEN
as the hulking brute makes his way to the ring. Mic in one hand, and the world championship belt on his neck, he walks slowly towards Dutch. Halfway, he grabs the title from his hands and places it right on top of home plate before staring at his man and getting into the ring, showing he wants to face Dutch man to man, not champion to challenger. Dragon:
Dutch, you wanna say something to me, face to face, I got no problem with that. So spit it out.
Dutch looks at Dragon, holding his microphone tightly as he steps around a bit, walking side to side in the ring while his eyes remain focused on Dragon. Dutch:
First off, and I don't think I’ve said it yet, congratulations on winning your title. You won it fair and square… But I do not believe you won it on Brodie’s best day, no matter what he said. Dragon:
And why is that? Dutch:
I’ve seen Brodie in the ring. Never faced him one-on-one, but seen him often enough. You went face to face with him on a House Party where you both ran out of the airing time. That’s an impressive feat, but he showed why he is a true champion. Dragon:
I also beat him two weeks later when we got more time on our hands. I showed why I should be champion because I had 10 more minutes of strength, power, and wrestling capability than him on his “second best day”. Dutch:
How about this? We forget about the past, you keep your mind off Brodie and now focus on me. I know I brought it up, but it’s time we move on. Dragon:
You brought me out here because of the past, and now you just want to shrug it off? Why on earth should I focus on you if you can’t focus on why I’m here?
Dutch smirks, looking back at Dragon. Dutch:
I’ve spent many words talking about you already in front of one of our loveliest crowds. It’s time you talk and tell me why I shouldn’t be facing you, Dragon. Dragon:
What have you done to entertain the idea of a title shot? I got mine because I fought harder than seemingly everyone in WiR, while you…? Dutch:
While I hit roadblock after roadblock after roadblock. I know what you're getting at. The reason I should get title shot because the shot at the title I should get is long overdue, Dragon. Dragon:
...What? That’s not a reason, that’s just sour grapes. I’m not Moxie.
The crowd looks on, anxiously waiting who will be the first to drop a pipebomb from here to Tokyo on one another. Dutch:
You're not Moxie, I know. Moxie can actually pull off a dress.
The crowd chuckles lightly, Dragon not amused by the comment it appears. Dragon:
Right, if all you have is cheap pops and jokes, I’ll be on my way now. Dutch:
Please, everyone makes cheap pops. The reason I stand here, challenging you is because the fans want to see two men clashing who’ve clashed before and now see the man who lost holding a title. I'm acting silly to entertain each person in the crowd, while bringing a strong message to you. Dragon, let me get to the point. You have something I want and I'm going to take it from you fair and square for the fans who believe in me and have supported me along the way as I got good and the less supportive who have doubted me. Dragon:
There’s just one problem with that. Through your entire career, fair and square hsn’t really been an option for Mark Dutch. Now, I know that I can’t speak against it myself, but for a good protion of your time here, you’ve been…
The crowd is at a hush wondering what Dragon is about to say. Dragon:
A piece of shit. Crowd:
The crowd is at a mix of cheers and boos over what he said, as Dutch stares coldly at him. Dutch:
While I have been a piece of shit, I stand here now as a man of the people. Crowd:
A subject to the people’s kingdom. Crowd:
A wrestler for the ticket buying men and women who wish to see a good wrestling match. Crowd:
Okay, that’s enough, haha!
The crowd chuckles along the way as Dragon continues his speaking. Dragon:
What people? These people have never seen you step foot in SoCal outside of Reseda. And as far as I’m concerned, you’ve done nothing to earn that monkier, or the 1004 others. You see, that might be why they keep saying what. One Guy in the Audience:
No prob. Now sit down and stop being a smark. Guy:
While I’ve been that cunt as you said, I am now a different man and stand here, not just for them to show how good I actually am, but for myself to show I hang with guys like you. Guys and gals in the back who are considered top tier talent. This isn't just for them, it’s so I can say that I am a deserving champion, or a respectful number 2. Dragon:
You have yet to show even the slightest bit of remorse over what you’ve done in the past. And as much as the boys in the back, yeah congrats, you can hang...but can you hang with me? Right now? You see, there in lies the real meat of the matter, and while you keep tip toeing through it, I just want the answer.
The crowd waits in anticipation for what Dutch is going to say, hanging on his lip like a woman with a lippiercing too big for her lips to hold. Dragon:
Yes...or No? Dutch:
Yes. The things I did in the past will need more time to heal, but all in due time. Dragon:
I refuse to believe you are. Because the last time you were in a sitution like this, you choked at the idea of beating the all mighty power of...Sonny Goddamn Carson. Dutch:
Well, proof to me you are better than me and more deserving of that title, Dragon, if that even is your real name.. Dragon:
It’s Andrew Garcia. Dutch:
Yeah, you’re right. Sorry, heat of the moment. Dragon:
You see, you would know if you looked at the tiny print on my giant belt. Dutch:
And that’s what you’ll be. A tiny print in the history of that title once I have you in the crippler crossface and all you’ll do is tap.. tap.. tap. Dragon:
Actually, I think I’ll be on the very first page. Not only because I’m the first and only Triple Crown Champ. Not only because I am the most decorated wrestler in WiR history, but because I can handle anything the place bring to me with a simple big boot. Like I said before, you can’t even beat my smaller form, what can you do at my final form? Dutch:
Take that title from you and become the second and most memorable triple crown champ in the history of this company. Dragon:
Because all you can be is #2 while I’m here.
Dutch tenses up, looking on at Dragon while his posturenchanges. His grip becomes more firm, the look in his eyes change and the man that used to be Mark Dutch shows his ugly head once more. Dutch:
The number 2 according to you will soon enough stand over you, title in hand and made sure your retirement will be soon enough. In fact, you’ll see him hold the title perhaps today.
Dutch glances over to the first base where the WiR title lays in all its glory before he looks back at Dragon, a disgusted look on his face like he’s ready to spit on Dragon. Dragon:
You keep saying that, but you can’t even give me a reason to give a fuck. Don’t you get it, I’m up here, you’re down there. And instead of working yourself to the top, you’re just working yourself. You don’t give a damn about these people, you don’t give a damn about this belt. The only thing you care about is Mark Dutch. And believe me, no one here wants to look up to Mark Dutch.
The crowd acts shocked as Dragon tells Dutch he isn't better than him and Dutch and Dragon look at each other. Both men take a step back from each other and both turn around to leave the ring, before Dutch and Dragon strike at each other at the same time! Paisner:
HERE WE GO! DUTCH AND DRAGON GOING AT IT!
Dragon and Dutch continue to strike, Dutch mainly targeting the upperbody of Dragon while Dragon attacks Dutch’s head. Both men go at it with each punch growing stronger as the crowd explodes in cheers. Woodbridge:
These men can't be stopped it seems!
Dragon makes use of his size and begins to push Dutch into the corner, giving him limited movement to attack back but Dutch keeps punching, Dragon now moving down and using his shoulders to push him into the turnbuckle, meanwhile Dutch using now his elbows to blast Dragon over his back! Crowd:
DRAGON’S GONNA KILL YOU! BIG FUCKING DUTCHMAN! DRAGON’S GONNA KILL YOU! BIG FUCKING DUTCHMAN!
Dutch begins to realise that his elbows barely have any effect and now begins to try to knee Dragon in the face. Once he connects a few times Dragon lets go and gets back up as Dutch pushes Dragon back to the delight of half of the crowd. Woodbridge:
DUTCH SHOWING MORE HEART NOW THAN A PATIENT IN A OPEN HEART SURGERY! Paisner:
BUT DRAGON ISN'T BACKING DOWN FROM THE FIGHT EITHER!
Dutch pushes Dragon back and headbutts Dragon before landing a strong kick by Dragon’s kidneys and Dutch gets on top, now striking Dragon’s face as Dragon defends himself. Dutch and Dragon roll over and now Dragon is the one blasting Dutch in the face. Voice:
STOP IT! STOP IT!
Moxie Moon walks out from the curtain, demanding both men to stop but they don't and instead keep on brawling, Moxie Moon getting more furious every time a punch lands before she turns around and signals to the back and many referees walk out, from Tai Ni Wong, Harry Undersach and Ivan Itchicock to any other WiR referee and they run over and slide in the riny to seperate both men, but they can’t as Dragon uses his size to stay on top. Harry and Ivan get w good grip and pull Dragon off Dutch and Dutch uses it to get to a squatting position and jump back on top of Dragon, laying in punch after punch and Dragon striking back and defending himself. Crowd:
KEEP FIGHTING! FIGHT FOREVER! KEEP FIGHTING!
Moxie gets more frustrated and signals once more before Kaitlyn, Alice, Jimmy Chonga, Kyle Scott, Tyler Dylan, Robert Warlock, Appelbaum, Alex Silva and many more rush from the back, sprinting over to the ring and all slide in to pull Dutch now off Dragon. Dutch flings his arms around and kicks his legs to try to have all let go if him but they won’t budge as they are wrestlers, not referees. Kaitlyn, Silva and Warlock keep Dragon down as the rest holds back Dutch. 2 men and a lady aren’t enough to keep down Dragon and he gets up quickly and jumps in on the pile, reaching Dutch and the brawling continues, Dragon getting a couple of punches in as the rest hold back Dutch before the group splits and the rest hold back Dragon, pushing him into the opposite corner as the other half keeps back Dutch, Chonga Jr. right in front of Dutch who has a nasty looking busted lip. Paisner:
THEY FINALLY GOT THESE SAVAGES UNDER CONTROL! Woodbridge:
But what’s the fun in that?
Dutch keeps trying to flail around to let go but Chonga Jr, Eric Appelbaum, Tyler Dylanand Brendan Byrne, who are in front, aren’t budging. Dutch looks at Chonga and stares at him. Dutch:
Sorry for this. Please forgive me. Chonga:
Sorry for what?
Immediately, Dutch headbutts Chonga and Chonga loses his grip on Dutch’s right arm and now Dutch begins to push people away, finding an opening and going through it. Felix sees Dutch escaping and warns the others so they turn around as well. With their backs turned, Dragon uses this to his advantage and leaps into the swarm of people. Pulling people left, right and center to get back at his man. He’s gets half way to Dutch before the first chunk of people start grabbing his arms from behind, weighing his onslaught down. Felix stands between him and Dutch, looking eye to eye with his brother as almost everybody is now trying their damndest to hold on to the brute. Felix:
Andrew, I need you to calm down for a minute. I just need you to think about this like you usually do. This is madness, you two can’t just fi-
Felix turns around and gets a hard right to the face. He stops dead in his tracks before falling backwards to the ground. Dutch, now a bit more free, shoves his way past the others holding him back. He lunges towards Dragon, still looking down at his KO’d brother, befofre looking back up at Dutch. He takes a few quick punches from him before a few of the locker room goes back to keeping him away, Dragon’s nose now bleeding as well as Dutch’s busted lip. Both men are screaming their worst at each other, as Dutch gets pushed back to the corner. Dutch looks at the knocked out Felix and yells at him. Dutch:
HEAT OF THE MOMENT, FELIX! SORRY!
Moxie Moon is on the ramp and she looks back, El Hijo Del Sloth now crawling from the back, ready to save the day as well. El Hijo:
El Hijo Del Sloth begins to crawl down towards the ring as fast as he could while Dragon and Dutch are held back into the corners by each half of the ring, Felix now slowly getting by and seating up slowly in the ring. He looks over to Dragon, holding one hand on his head as Moxie screams from down the entranceway. Moxie:
GET ANDREW OUT OF THE RING RIGHT NOW! I SAID RIGHT NOW! DO IT! Dragon:
FUCK YOU, MOXIE! I’LL STAB MAXIMO!
Dragon yells profanities at Moxie, but Dragon can’t do anything about half of the lockerroom pulling him out of the ring. Warlock gets down out at the ring to grab ahold of Dragon’s legs and Adrian Hale goes down to bring Dragon down as well to get him out. It takes Adrian Hale, Robert Warlock, Charlie Krieger, Joey McCarthy, Jack Flash, Kyle Scott and Logan Lee to get Dragon out of the ring, meanwhile Eric Appelbaum, Tyler Dylan, Maverick, Alex Silva, Chonga Jr. and Jack Anchor to keep Dutch at bay against the turnbuckle, Felix now slowly getting to his feet. Dragon is pulled and escorted out among the side of the ring where El Hijo Del Sloth welcomes them, now assisting in escorting Dragon, Dragon meanwhile still focussed on Dutch and screaming death sentences at Dutch as well. Paisner:
THIS IS FINALLY OVER! THESE MEN WANT EACH OTHER DEAD! Woodbridge:
Thank God! Someone’s gonna get hurt and Felix is already hurt. I can’t wait until both men get to fight each other a- WAIT! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Dutch gets a leg free and kicks Kaitlyn in the shin before tackling Eric Appelbaum with one foot, getting himself slowly free as he brings a few to the ground. Dutch then climbs up onto the turnbuckle and stands there for half a second before shooting a Dutch finger bang
and dives off the turnbuckle into the pile of people and onto Dragon, the entire group going down, including El Hijo Del Sloth El Hijo:
Before El Hijo can finish his sentence, he is down amongst the rest and Dutch gets off of them all quickly and takes a few steps onto the entrancway again, Dragon now getting up as well slowly after the dive but the group that held back Mark Dutch is now getting out of the ring. Dragon steps over the pile of people and wants to chase Dutch, but the group now gets ahold of Dragon and keeps him back, Dutch meanwhile taking steps back from the scene with a grin on his face. He passes Moxie, who he looks at before smirking at her. Dutch:
Cleanup on isle 3. Sorry for the mess, Moxie.
Dutch, almost instantly, leans and kisses Moxie on the cheek before she moves away in shock from what Dutch did, Dutch now taking more steps back and still facing Dragon, who is held back and is screaming at Dutch. Dragon:
I’M GONNA FUCKING BEAT YOU COME PPV TIME! YOU HEAR ME?!
Dutch takes more steps back and shoots one last Dutch Fingerbang
before yelling back. Dutch:
NOT AS CHAMPION, YOU WON’T!
As Dutch says so, he realises something. He turns around and sees the WiR World Championship laying there and picks it up. He looks at it and Dragon is livid, trying to scratch and claw to it while the rest of the lockerroom keep him back, now the people Dutch dived onto as well being back up and holding Dragon back. Dutch looks at the title before shaking his hand in front of his face
and lifting up the championship. Dragon:
THAT’S MY TITLE! HE’S TAKING MY TITLE! Paisner:
HE’S TAKING HIS TITLE! DUTCH IS TAKING HIS TITLE! Woodbridge:
ERR TERKIN IR TIIRTLERRR!
Dutch waves goodbye at Dragon before walking off, putting the WiR World Championship over his shoulder and walking to the back, Dragon continuing to be livid and held back by the rest. He looks back at Felix who is now standing up and looks shocked at Dragon as well. COMMERCIAL Javier:
Ladies and gentlemen... Crowd:
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Crowd:
ONE FAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! Javier:
And it is your main event of the evening! Your referee for this contest, Mr. Ivan Itchicock!
The crowd loudly react as Illidance's Neon Rebels
can be heard coming out of from the field's shitty PA. Javier:
Appelbaum comes out from the left dugout and slowly walks to the ring. He makes his way towards the ring carrying his tournament trophy. Javier:
From Silicon Valley, weighing in at 220 pounds, the winner of the Kyūkyoku No Unmei No Kyūkyoku No Taiketsu tournament, 'Binary' ERIC APPELBAUM! Crowd:
I think we can all agree that Eric Appelbaum is currently one of the strongest names in Wrestling is Reddit. A man who's in a streak right now: six consecutive wins, three of them in the same night. Two weeks ago he defeated the Independent Champion and the number one contender for the World Championship. And yet… he is one ugly motherfucker, is he not?
Appelbaum hands his trophy to the timekeeper and climbs up to the apron, stepping in between the ropes. He moves to the lower right corner, staring right at the right dugout. Paisner:
I’ll plead the 5th on that one. It was two weeks ago, I said that Eric had a lot of momentum coming from his surprising win in the MechaKaiju Tournament. Now, I can assure you that I don't think anyone can stop Appelbaum's moment any time soon, though I'm sure his opponent tonight is going to try to.
Appelbaum's theme is interrupted by Rise from the Ashes, by STRIA
, as Robert Warlock comes out and the crowd can instantly be heard. Javier:
And his opponent! From Kansas City, Kansas. Weighing in at 234 pounds… “The Rising Phoenix” ROBERT WARLOCK
And there he is, ladies and gentlemen, a man who's a former World Champion, a former Tag Team Champion, and one of the smartest wrestling minds out there, Robert Warlock. Woodbridge:
I think you were a bit unfair to Warlock earlier. Even though the Warlords failed to get back their tag titles, this man right here has the skills, and he just defeated Hwo Rang last week in a great showing. You said that Eric seems unstoppable, but I'm telling you, if someone can defeat Eric Appelbaum, Warlock might easily be your guy.
Warlock makes his way to the ring and he starts high fiving people in the crowd along the way. The Rising Phoenix hops to the apron, puts his hands in the air, climbs to the top turnbuckle and puts his hands in the air, with a W-esque finger sign. Paisner:
These two men will be facing off tonight in what will definitely be one of the most exciting matches in recent times. Appelbaum. Warlock. Who's going to win?
He jumps into the ring and moves to his corner, while Javier steps out of the ring and Itchicock asks for the bell. DING DING DING!!!
Warlock and Appelbaum start circling each other, Appelbaum tries going forward, but Warlock uses his superior speed to dodge him and to create some space between them. Appelbaum drops down looking for a takedown, but Warlock jumps over him. Warlock goes for a kick, but Appelbaum rolls out of it and stands up. Woodbridge:
Both men testing the waters here in our Main Event. A win here could propel either man into title contention. Whether it be for the Independent Championship or an actual earned shot at the World Title.
The two men move to the center of the ring, getting closer and closer to each other. They lock into a collar and elbow tie-up, with Warlock trying to use his size advantage to move Appelbaum to the ropes. Robert grabs Eric's arm looking to whip him to the other side, but his intentions are denied after Appelbaum reverses the whip and brings Warlock down with a side headlock takedown. Eric puts some pressure on Warlock's head by firmly wrenching in the hold, Warlock tries to roll out, but Appelbaum keeps applying it. Warlock tries to get back to a standing base by bringing himself to his knees. Appelbaum puts his legs around Warlock's legs looking for a way to restrain him, but Warlock puts his hands on the mat, jumps back and gracefully gets out of the hold. Appelbaum gets up and charges at Warlock looking for a clothesline, but Warlock rolls just under him and takes him down with a headscissors. Paisner:
Warlock flexing not only his strength but speed advantage as well. Woodbridge:
But Appelbaum is crafty. Ring awareness and intelligence cannot be valued enough, Pais.
Warlock stands up and goes for a dropkick, but Appelbaum gets out of the way and grabs Warlock's leg, sending him face first to the canvas. Appelbaum grabs Warlock's left leg and starts stomping it, but Warlock turns his back and hits Eric with a boot to the face. Robert gets back up and the two face in the middle of the ring once again. Woodbridge:
They… Maurice rang the bell right? Paisner:
Seriously. Fucking hit each other!
The pair circle each other in the ring, closing the gap and tying up with another collar-and-elbow tie up. The two men jockey for position, but Appelbaum gets the edge this time as he rolls out of the hold, putting Warlock in an arm wrench. Appelbaum uses this leverage to force Warlock to the ropes, and he continues the assault by hitting the former World Champion with some elbows to the back and a hard knee to the gut, driving Warlock down to one knee. Paisner:
Appelbaum hits the ropes and kicks Warlock’s leg out of his leg!
Warlock writhes on the mat in pain, clutching at his knee while Appelbaum cracks his neck. Appelbaum pulls Warlock up and drapes him up against the ropes, unleashing a wicked knife edge chop. Crowd:
Appelbaum licks his hand and prepares for another chop, but this time Warlock ducks underneath and lights up Appelbaum’s chest with a chop of his own. Crowd:
Warlock hits the ropes on the opposite side for momentum only to get rocked with a shoot straight arm potato shot to the face
Fuck me. Appelbaum lit Warlock up with that shot. Woodbridge:
Keep it safe…
Appelbaum shakes his hand around after his straight arm cross as Itchicock reprimands him for the totally uncool potato. Paisner:
That punch may have done more damage to Eric’s hand than Warlock’s skull.
Itchicock goes to check on Warlock, but Appelbaum shoves him away and starts hammering on the back of Warlock’s head with forearm shots. Warlock tries to fight back with a shot to the gut, but Appelbaum retorts with a fat hammer fist to the top of the noggin’. Appelbaum drags Warlock over to the corner and slams his face into the turnbuckle followed by a stiff uppercut. Satisfied, Appelbaum jogs across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. He gives Warlock the old Dutch Fingerbang before charging. Paisner:
Super Kick from Warlock! Crowd:
Warlock collapses to the mat as Appelbaum resets his jaw in one of the corners. Warlock nips up and shakes his fists for the crowd. He charges at Appelbaum still recovering the corner and hits a stiff running shoulder thrust to the gut before stepping out onto the ring apron. Appelbaum stumbles out of the corner and Warlock hits him with a beautiful springboard bulldog
And Appelbaum taking a powder to the outside! Woodbridge:
That big brain of Appelbaum being put to use. Conserving that energy he would’ve spent likely kicking out of that vicious bulldog.
Warlock spies Appelbaum taking a little stroll around the ring. He hits the ropes, cartwheels and back flips over the top rope, connecting with a moonsault to the outside
YAAAAAY!!! LET’S GO WARLOCK!! clap clap clapclapclap
Warlock pounds on the ring apron in unison as the crowd rallies behind him. He peels Appelbaum off the grass and rolls him into the ring. Paisner:
Quick cover here by Warlock!
Appelbaum kicks out!
Warlock watches from one knee behind Appelbaum, as he stumbles to a standing position. Warlock surges from behind attempting an inverted exploder suplex, but as soon as he grabs a hold of Appelbaum’s leg, the “Binary” schizo slams an elbow into the back of his head. Warlock stumbles back into the corner and Appelbaum comes charging in for a splash into the corner, but Warlock pirouehttes out of the way. Appelbaum manages to pump his brakes, not hitting the turnbuckle too hard. But as soon as he turns around Warlock is there to greet him with an open handed slap to the ear that echoes throughout the ballpark. Crowd:
Yeeouch… right in the fucking ear. I had a cousin go deaf from a Nerf Dart rupturing his ear drum I can only imagine what an open palm slap to the side of one’s head may feel like. Woodbridge:
Appelbaum was due a receipt after that potato shot earlier.
Warlock whips Appelbaum across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. Warlock follows in close with a running attack, but Appelbaum tips up over the back of Warlock and hits a wicked backstabber
. Warlock flops around on the mat, eventually ending up on his knees clutching at his spasming, injured back. Paisner:
Warlock is in a tremendous amount of pain, Appelbaum hits the ropes… “Payload” (Savate) Kick right in the back. Appelbaum with the pin!
Warlock gets the shoulder up! Crowd:
Appelbaum slaps the mat in frustration and questions Itchicock on his arithmetic. Appelbaum pulls Warlock to his feet and sets him up for a powerbomb. Paisner:
“Logic Bomb” attempt from Appelbaum – NO! Warlock sandbags him! Appelbaum tries again! He still can’t get Warlock up! OH NO!
In frustration, Appelbaum pulls back from his powerbomb attempt and just starts destroying Warlock’s face with a series of stiff kneelifts to the face. Crowd:
Could this be “Binary”? Paisner:
Who the fuck knows how that shit works. Appelbaum pulls Warlock back for that “Logic Bomb” – Crowd:
Hurricanrana Reversal by Warlock!
Warlock gets up on one knee just as Appelbaum gets to his feet a bit perplexed as to what just occurred. Appelbaum runs in for a spear attempt, but Warlock rocks the hacker with a pinpoint leaping knee to the face that stands Appelbaum straight up, practically knocked out on his feet. Warlock spies his dazed opponent in the center of the ring and runs to the ropes. He springboard off the second rope looking for a Disaster Kick but Appelbaum spears him out of mid air! Woodbridge:
Eric Appelbuam has gone “Spear Phishing”!! Paisner:
Appelbaum with the lateral press for the win!
3 – NO! Warlock kicks out! Crowd:
Appelbaum throws a tantrum on the mat before finally beginning to settle. Meanwhile, Warlock rolls onto his belly and begins inching his way to the ropes trying to find refuge. Appelbaum gets to his knees and takes a moment to watch Warlock desperately pull himself back up to his feet with the help of the turnbuckle. Eric then charges Warlock and rocks him back into the turnbuckle with a running forearm, followed by a series of elbow shots. Appelbaum takes a couple steps back and this time attempts a roaring elbow only for Warlock to come right back at potato him with a straight right cross of his own. Crowd:
Nevermind! THAT was the receipt!
Appelbaum stumbles back and comes right back with an overhead right of his own that knocks Warlock back into the turnbuckle. Crowd:
Warlock fires back with a jumping forearm smash to Appelbaum. Crowd:
Appelbaum retorts with a stiff knife edge chop. Crowd:
Warlock stumbles back and roars, firing back with knife edge chop of his own. Crowd:
And another! Crowd:
And another! Crowd:
Followed by a flurry of chops that sends Appelbaum reeling. Crowd:
WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! YAAAAAYY!!!
Appelbaum crumples down to the mat, his chest one giant red blistering welt. Warlock sizes Appelbaum up for a Shining Wizard. The former World and Tag Team Champ rockets forward but Appelbaum snaps to his feet almost impossibly fast and clips Warlock with a vicious spinning back fist. Crowd:
Null Pointer Exception!
Appelbaum wags his finger “No” to the crowd. He pulls the stunned Robert Warlock in for a powerbomb position. Woodbridge:
Appelbaum looking to put Warlock away and continue the winning streak-- Paisner:
“Logic Bomb” – NO!
Warlock manages to wiggle out of the powerbomb attempt and slide down the back of Appelbaum. Appelbaum spins around to meet his opponent and gets a roundhouse kick to the side of the head, dropping him to his knees. Warlock hits the ropes and comes right back with a Shining Wizard
Warlock hooks the leg!
3 – NO! Appelbaum gets the shoulder up! Crowd:
Warlock wastes no time after the kick out. He rolls Appelbaum back onto his back and hits a standing shooting star press. He gets to his feet, the babyface fire flowing through him. He hops out on the ring apron and wiggles for a moment like a cat about to pounce on their pray. Crowd:
Springboard 450 Splash! NO! Appelbaum gets the knees up! Crowd:
Appelbaum transitions into a Small Package! Itchicock makes the pin!
Warlock kicks out! Crowd:
Hot damn these boys are laying it all out on the line tonight!
Appelbaum backs into one of the corners, observing Warlock gasping for air on the mat, wondering how in the hell he managed to kick out of that small package off the 450 reversal. Appelbaum starts seething, he slowly crawls over to Warlock, spit dribbling from his mouth in frustration as he seeks to put an end to his opponent. He pulls Warlock up by the hair— Crowd:
YAAAAAY!! Paisner: CURSE BREAKER
! CURSE BREAKER! Robert Warlock’s got that Hell’s Gate submission locked in!
Appelbaum roars in pain as he desperately searches for the nearest ropes, but Warlock expertly keeps cinching the hold in even tighter with every desperate lunge made by Appelbaum. Woodbridge:
Appelbaum has no where to go! The streak may be over! Crowd:
TAP BITCH TAP! TAP BITCH TAP!
Itchicock gets right in real close to Appelbaum to see if he wants to quit. The hacker, unable to get to the ropes, tries to lift Warlock off the mat but can’t get enough leverage. Woodbridge:
Appelbaum now trying to roll Warlock over into a pinning predicament to try and get him to release the hold.
Warlock rolls his shoulder off the mat! The Curse Breaker still locked in! Appelbaum is going to tap! Crowd:
WE GOT A FAN CHARGING THE RING!
A man in a black hoodie hops the barrier and slingshots himself up to the top rope, perching up there for just a moment before coming crashing down on both men with a cruel looking top rope cannonball senton. Crowd:
Itchicock signaling for the bell! Get that crazy fan out of the ring! DING DING DING
The fan starts viciously stomping on both Appelbaum and Warlock on the mat. Ivan Itchicock grabs the man about the waist trying to pull him away, but the man snatches the WiR Junior Junior Official around the neck and buries the top of his head into the mat with a nasty headlock driver
We need security down here or else—god damn it.
The fan pops back up to his knees and his hood flies back revealing the one and only… SANTIAGO MARTINEZ
. He looks disgusted to even be in the same ring as both Warlock and Appelbaum. Crowd:
Son of a bitch!!
Appelbaum crawls up to his knees and looks up at Santiago only to receive a buzzsaw kick to the side of the head
that drops him to the mat. Woodbridge:
Damn. Simple. But effective. Paisner:
Yeah. Real simple after your target has just spent 10 + minutes in a grueling back and forth affair. Real impressive, Mark. Woodbridge:
Dude, I was just sayin’ … ah shit.
Santiago unzips his hoodie to reveal the WiR Independent Championship
strapped around his waist. Meanwhile, Robert Warlock crawls towards the ropes with one arm. Paisner:
Warlock’s elbow may have been hyperextended from that cannonball senton by Martinez. Woodbridge:
He definitely wasn’t expecting to have over 200 pounds come crashing down awkwardly on top of him forcing his arm to bend at a near impossible angle. Oh God, Santiago is taking off the belt!
Santiago unclips the belt from around his waist and clobbers Robert Warlock over the back of the head with it. Santiago looks over the fallen Warlock with absolutely no remorse as he rears back with his Independent Title and begins whipping Warlock’s back with it, tearing at the flesh. Crowd:
And Martinez is taking it to Appelbaum!
Martinez begins to whip Appelbaum’s back as well, slicing at his flesh with the golden notches of his Independent Title. Crowd:
Somebody get that fucking asshole out of the ring!
House Party ends with WiR Independent Champion Santiago Martinez standing tall above a fall Robert Warlock and Eric Appelbaum. He raises his Independent Title high in the air, its white strap and golden eagle plate stained crimson from the blood of his victims. END OF STREAM
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